Tantrum Alarm Clock: Have you ever thought: I just really want to wake up to a screaming three year-old every-morning? Well if you do, this could be the perfect alarm clock for you! It screams bloody murder until you smack it on the head. You can’t do that to a toddler.

Grenade Alarm Clock:

For the soldier in you, it only turns off when you pull the pin and throw it against the wall.

Siren Alarm Clock:

With this alarm everyday is a police raid! Feel the rush of living in a meth lab every morning!

Flying Alarm Clock:

When the alarm goes off so does the the flying orb, just hop out of bed and put it back in the base… that is unless it soars out the window, in which case… shucks to you.

Hydraulic  Alarm Clock:

Thats one way to wake up… Epic!