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You devious blogging directory you.
You won’t take my calls.
You won’t listen to my messages.
You won’t feed my cats.
You won’t stay up on long winter nights to comfort me during lightning storms.
You won’t wash my laundry; even though I’m willing to give you quarters.
You won’t divulge sensitive information about your users, so that I can sell it to marketers and ruin your street-cred.
The least you could do is verify my site ownership: 5TV9SB86ETDQ
Seriously I was hoping it wouldn’t come down to this but you have forced my hand…


About John
John is a part time blogger, a part time writer and a part time community manager. He loves to write in the third person and to cherish those moments of inner comedy, that despite years of trying are inexplicably hard to portray on paper.
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Okay, that is enough 3rd person for now, I hope that sounded adequately cheesy. Cheers
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