I came across this on digg this morning, via The Chive. I nearly laughed up a lung when I reached the last bubble! Hope you enjoy this text!

Yes, you saw that right, Justin Bieber hit his head on that revolving door. For me there is nothing I love to see more than idiots who I hate hitting their heads on stuff. You hate Justin Bieber? You might be asking that, shocked that anyone can hate Bieber. I will let this video speak for its self. So yes, [...]

The Facade Printer is frankly nothing more than a glorified paintball gun, a paintball gun that can calculate distances and shoot with 99% accuracy to create magnificent pieces of art. Facade Printer utilizes a paintball tank attached to a computer controlled barrel, which is comparable in design to those used in sniper paintball guns. Built by three Berlin designers, the rig is meant to create huge images on [...]

Bacon is wonderful, especially when you have the hankering for savory food. However, recent technological breakthroughs have made it possible for bacon to become not just a savory food but also a sweet food. Just look to the above Luther burger, which consists of two donut buns, two pieces of bacon, a slice of cheese and a 1/4 pound of ground beef. Yum! Although, however [...]

What Are These Strawberries Doing On My Nipples?: I Need Them For The Fruit Salad! As the title suggests this is definitely not a child’s joke book, hell I’m not even sure if it’s a joke book at all. In fact, all I know about this book is what the amazon book reviews have to say about it. For instance John C. Reilly gave the [...]

I love to eat! But, I realize that bad eating habits, such as consuming 5,000 calories a day,  do not contribute to my healthy diet plan. Luckily, I have developed a breakthrough, surefire, method to decrease calorie intake to 1,500 a day! Yes that college thing is finally coming in handy! The program is based on an old west snake oil vendor secret! Life is all about perception, right? Using that [...]

For those of you on the hunt for unique gifts these oddities straight off the amazon shelf are right up your alley. Because, I know when you say unique gift ideas you really mean unusual gift ideas! Thats right I can read your mind, through the internet! 5. Uranium Ore What better to get your best buddy than some radioactive yellow [...]

There is nothing better than watermelon liquor, unless it’s a carved watermelon. Watermelon carving is an art of arts, only the most masterful of artists can rise to the challenge of crafting a screaming mouth, a self portrait, or some Asian shit. Watermelon carvings are truly amazing, there is nothing better than a watermelon centerpiece and thats a fact… unless it’s bacon roses those are  definitely better… Check out Watermelon Carving pt.2 [...]

AeroViroment researchers have already burned through $2.1 million of DARPA grant money to create this hummingbird robot. It is the first robot capable of hovering without the use of blades, instead it flaps its wings thirty times per minute, simulating the movements of a hummingbird. The rational is that hummingbirds are more efficient with energy than helicopters. The pentagons goal is to build a miniature robot with a self-contained power supply capable of [...]

I came across a similar motivational poster a while back that inspired me to whip these up. I guess just am afraid of the dark. So, ya the first one is definitely my favorite.