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5 Private Islands You Can Afford (at some point)!
5 Private Islands You Can Afford (at some point)!

So you want to live out your gilligans island fantasy do you? The good news is you probably won’t have to sell all your worldly possessions to do it. However, you might have to start a second savings account. It turns out not all private islands cost ten million dollars, or even a million dollars, hell not even one hundred [...]

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Honda Innova Scooter Eco Mod
Honda Innova Scooter Eco Mod

The plain Jane Honda Innova gets 100 mpg and tops out at 55 mph, which puts it somewhere between a honda metropolitan and a kawasaki in terms of badassness. However, longtime recumbent bicyclist, scooter aficionado, and Dutchman (of course) Allert Jacobs took a look at his little Honda scooter and decided to ratchet up the badassness factor by improving the scooters design with [...]

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Fork Spoon Knife Splayed
Fork Spoon Knife Splayed

I think that this diagram answers a lot of questions. What is a spoon and fork? Fork and knife? Spoon and knife? Fork and spoon? Fork, spoon and knife? My favorite is definitely the splayed, why put out all that cutlery every dinner when you can just put one uber utensil.

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Watermelon Carving pt. 2 – flowers
Watermelon Carving pt. 2 – flowers

Some wonderful person decided to stick a watermelon in an MRI machine and this is what it looks like. I figured this would be a good way to start out a watermelon carving post. If you haven’t read the first post I did on watermelon carving I highly recommend it. I’ve decided to dedicate this post to pictures of flowers carved out [...]

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Five Best Bacon Candies

Bacon is wonderful, especially when you have the hankering for savory food. However, recent technological breakthroughs have made it possible for bacon to become not just a savory food but also a sweet food. Just look to the above Luther burger, which consists of two donut buns, two pieces of bacon, a slice of cheese and a 1/4 pound of ground beef. Yum! Although, however [...]

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Admit it… it’s motivational, maybe…

I came across a similar motivational poster a while back that inspired me to whip these up. I guess just am afraid of the dark. So, ya the first one is definitely my favorite.

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Jet Propelled Honda Metropolitan

The Honda Metropolitan is the bread and butter of the scootering world. With its 49cc liquid-cooled single-cylinder four-stroke engine and weighing in at 170lb it can zip around town at 40mph. This might be enough for the run of the mill art student, but a real man needs a Metropolitan with a little kick. Not that kind of kick! I’m talking about a little [...]

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Technorati you wont…

5TV9SB86ETDQ You devious blogging directory you. You won’t take my calls. You won’t listen to my messages. You won’t feed my cats. You won’t stay up on long winter nights to comfort me during lightning storms. You won’t wash my laundry; even though I’m willing to give you quarters. You won’t divulge sensitive information about your users, so that I can sell it [...]

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The Literal Meme

Do I Hate You?: I can’t stand when people pronounce meme “me-me” it literally makes me want to punch myself in the kidneys, both of them. The proper pronunciation (not that I’m a grammar freak, or even decent with grammar) is “mi-m/” which rhymes with cream and beam. However, glaring at people who say “me-me” got me thinking, “Literally, what is a  meme?” And let me [...]

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The Politics

There is nothing better than partisanship. I guess democrats don’t Google themselves and ditto for republicans, or else the top suggestion for “republicans are” and “democrats are” would be positive.  Really this is kind of depressing, but at least republicans/democrats are  liberal or conservative makes it on there. More epic Google searches coming later (and believe me I found some good ones).

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